The Shitbox Adventures Classic Tee - channeling the raw energy of Steve McQueen in Bullitt, minus the Mustang's reliability. This shirt tells everyone you'd rather be knuckle-deep in engine oil than browsing a Tesla catalog.

Our logo sits proudly on the front like a perfectly imperfect parking job, making this tee the ultimate uniform for those who measure wealth in spare parts and tetanus shots. Perfect for everything from emergency roadside repairs to explaining to cops why your exhaust is "technically legal."

Warning: May cause uncontrollable urges to buy vehicles described as "ran when parked" or "just needs TLC."

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Shitbox Adventures ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at order@shitboxadventures.world or write to us Zevensterstraat 39, 9270 Laarne, Belgium.