Introducing the Belgian Border Bangers Hoodie - like Rocky's iconic training gear, but for those who consider pushing a broken-down car across three borders the ultimate workout.

As cozy as your car's heated seats (if they would ever have been installed), this hoodie is your trophy for surviving the ultimate low-budget international incident. Emblazoned with our exclusive tour design that proves you've taken automotive chaos from French wine country to German autobahn territory, with plenty of Belgian pot holes in between.

Perfect for those chilly roadside repair sessions or explaining to local mechanics why your car registration is in three different languages. The kangaroo pocket holds exactly one emergency waffle and/or various loose bolts you swear aren't important.

Warning: May cause uncontrollable urges to plan more questionable cross-border adventures and spontaneously yell "BENELUX!" at passing cars. Known to trigger detailed stories about that time you almost made it to Luxembourg but your timing belt had other plans.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem


Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Shitbox Adventures ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at order@shitboxadventures.world or write to us Zevensterstraat 39, 9270 Laarne, Belgium.