Meet the Belgian Border Bangers Tour Tee - as legendary as Smokey and the Bandit's Trans Am, but with more waffles and questionable vehicle choices. This shirt commemorates the epic journey where shitboxes dare to dance along Belgium's edges, from French fries to German efficiency.
Featuring our exclusive " Belgian Border Bangers" design that proves you successfully navigated your rustbucket through three countries' worth of confused border patrol agents. Perfect for those who measure success in how many times they had to explain "No, this noise is normal" in three different languages.
Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause spontaneous outbursts of "But did you know Belgium has seven governments?" and an inexplicable craving for frites with mayonnaise. Side effects include telling increasingly exaggerated stories about that one time your car made it up the Ardennes hills without overheating.
Best paired with a Belgian beer and stories that start with "So there we were, stuck between a French toll booth and a Dutch windmill..."
 • 100% cotton
 • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
 • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
 • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
 • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) 
 • Open-end yarn
 • Tubular fabric
 • Taped neck and shoulders
 • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Shitbox Adventures ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at order@shitboxadventures.world or write to us Zevensterstraat 39, 9270 Laarne, Belgium.